THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
how is smoking a joint even enjoyable i mean they’re just cartilage
foods dangerous to dogs:
- raw bread dough
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
getting your crush’s attention like
when they still don’t pay attention to you
when they finally notice you
FU C K
i actually messed up my life, how do i start a new account
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
- Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
- Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
- Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE