terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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jonasbrothers:

how is smoking a joint even enjoyable i mean they’re just cartilage 

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jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

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boohaanigram:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

 getting your crush’s attention like

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when they still don’t pay attention to you

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when they finally notice you

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FU C K


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Xavi is football.
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oknope:

i actually messed up my life, how do i start a new account


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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"


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  • Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
  • Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
  • Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE
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WHEN YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT A TV SHOW NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WATCH

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